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SilverSurfer 2:01 Wed Dec 23
'Ave a banana

any old rhyming slang that you still use.
me

Dog - dog n bone
Monkey - £500
Nifty - £50
Bag - bag of sand - grand
score - £20

you?

Far Cough 4:22 Thu Dec 24
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Haha, yes we did

Motspur Park Hammer 4:20 Thu Dec 24
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Didn't we all FC?

Far Cough 4:11 Thu Dec 24
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Motspur, did you use to sit on the hot pipes at school?

Motspur Park Hammer 4:06 Thu Dec 24
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Never mock the afflicted, you will almost certainly have a meeting with the Chalfonts at some point.
There is no hiding place.

stomper 5:29 Thu Dec 24
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"Motspur Park Hammer 11:20 Wed Dec 23
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Chalfonts
Farmers
Ceramics
Nurembergs"


Buy a cushion you poor bastard

PistonHammered 2:50 Thu Dec 24
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SilverSurfer 2:07 Thu Dec 24

Silver, I used to have a work mate who was friends with Ian Dury. He told me that he used to live in a caravan at the bottom of his mum and dad's garden in Upminster.


Apparently never lacked birds in his life.

stomper 2:21 Thu Dec 24
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I have never heard ANYONE (with perhaps the exception of Dick Van Dyke) say 'Apples and Pears'

Half inch
Tea leaf
Aris

Maybe its the circles I move in

SilverSurfer 2:07 Thu Dec 24
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strong dreams
Ian Dury used to call himself a Raspberry.
____________________________
I knew him.

strong dreams 1:44 Thu Dec 24
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Ian Dury used to call himself a Raspberry

, 1:38 Thu Dec 24
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Berk

Pop Robson 1:35 Thu Dec 24
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There's ones you probably say and don't even notice

Donkeys

normannomates 11:33 Wed Dec 23
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See so many sayingsnowadays have many variants now.
The Mockneys make me cringe..can always spot em..they try to hard!
I still use dog..and Frog.
And up the apples.
And Braisaic I use a lot

Motspur Park Hammer 11:20 Wed Dec 23
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Chalfonts
Farmers
Ceramics
Nurembergs

Chatham 9:46 Wed Dec 23
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Syrup

Thro penny bits - THROOPS

Chip Shop Charlie 5:44 Wed Dec 23
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Gruesome Dump 12:27

looks like I started a trend.

wurzel 5:02 Wed Dec 23
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Eartha Kitt

gazamma 5:01 Wed Dec 23
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going for a Turkish Delight(shite)

Lato 4:55 Wed Dec 23
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My 15 year old daughter asked me if I was having a bubble bath (laugh) yesterday. I thought it was giraffe

fred flinstone 4:48 Wed Dec 23
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Lionels
Minces
Richards
Jamjar

Northern Sold 1:56 Wed Dec 23
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Lot of double meanings...

Legs ....Scotch's or Ham's??

Richard.... Bird or Turd??

Steve P 1:28 Wed Dec 23
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One for the frog, use that all the time.

I use a lot of rhyming slang, just to see if I can catch the Surrey cunts out.

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